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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 10:12

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

No go.

So, the docs changed it to read

What are the ten cars that make me no longer feel inferior?

Still no good

share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Musk-Trump rupture poses a serious threat to NASA and Pentagon programs - The Washington Post

Next, they tried...

Unacceptable again!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Do you regret being married to your current wife?

Just Forget it!

Another attempt resulted in ...

So they tried

Ireland added to list of countries monitored by the U.S. for currency manipulation - Fortune

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

Have you ever had your crush reject you, and then later you all dated and married?

Thumbs down again.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Loons and Moons

Transportation chief seeks to weaken fuel economy standards, calls Biden-era rule ‘illegal’ - AP News

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Catatonics & High Colonics

Had strong anxiety, heart palpitations, headaches and fear randomly over twin flame presence, 20 mins later he didnt acknowledge me saw a photo of a girl on the back of his phone faced up. Assume it was a new gf. Was this a warning of seperation?

No way

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why was Super Buu so afraid of having Fat Buu torn out and becoming Kid Buu if he was going to destroy the Earth even before his transformation?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Freaks and Cheeks

Nuts and Butts

PoGO This Week (June 2-8): G-Max Rillaboom, Groudon Raids & GO Fest JC - Pokémon GO Hub

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No, not a chance

How can the democrats say Mr. Trump is bad when he is already fixing this country again and he's not even president yet?

Then came..

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Are there really people who still believe the Earth is flat?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.

Why do American conservatives say that America is a constitutional republic and not a democracy? Would it not make sense to call America a constitutional republican democracy?